Friday, June 12, 2009
My Boyfriend is an Alcoholic.
Shia LaBeouf had a horrible case of the word vomits in a recent interview with Parade magazine.
The 23 year old got incredibly candid in the interview and spoke of his "God-sized hole of insecurity," stating (via People:
"Sometimes I feel I'm living a meaningless life and I get frightened. I know I'm one of the luckiest dudes in America right now...I have no answers to anything. None. Why am I an alcoholic? I haven't a damn clue! What is life about? I don't know."
From there, he goes on to discuss (again) his upbringing:
"I come from hippies," he says. "My humor came from seeing my parents have sex, smoke weed, my mom being naked – just weird hippie stuff, twisted R-rated humor."
Oh, Shia. Shia Shia Shia. You're just figuring things out, baby. You're young and in a crazy business. Why don't you come over to my place and we'll snuggle up on my couch and discuss the Disturbia scenes that made your muscles look the best.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment