Are you sitting down? You're never going to believe who Miley Cyrus has started dating.
...wait for it...
Nick Jonas! I know! I was shocked too!
Seriously though, maybe the reports really were true. Maybe Miley really did dump that greasy, money-grubbing, underwear model Justin Gaston to get with the adorable Jonas brother. Maybe she is a serial monogamist. Maybe both.
Whatever the case may be, I really do wish the best for these two kiddos. These next three months will be a whirlwind, guys! Be sure to let all of your "private" pictures leak at a steady pace for maximum celebrity exposure.
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