Al Roker PWNs Heidi and Spencer.

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Words cannot express the absolute...GLEE...that is flowing from my fingertips at this very moment. Unfortunately, as a gossip blogger, I have to report on these two idiots. But, trust me, I don't want to. They just keep doing stuff that's newsworthy. And by "newsworthy," I mean they keep doing the stupidest crap in order to keep their names in the celeb blogosphere. What asses.

In this clip, Al Roker puts the two in their place, as only Al Roker could. Heidi spoke to TMZ (of course!) about the hilarious incident:

"Heidi, who claims Roker viciously attacked her and hubby Spencer Pratt on the air this morning, tells us Al "was incredibly rude and was verbally assaulting me... I would warn any people, especially women, who are going on the show to watch out for him."
Heidi also said she had no idea Roker was going to interview them: "I just thought he did weather. I thought he was coming to tell me it's sunny in New York."
Spencer was even funnier. He told us: "I never in my wildest dreams thought a weatherman would treat us like we just rigged the Iranian election."

Carrie Prejean Asked to Star in Porn Movie.

Who didn't see this coming? The controversial ex-Miss California, Carrie Prejean has been asked to star in a porno.

Carrie was asked by Hustler Films to star in a flick named, "You're Nailin' Palin," in which the outspoken pageant queen will *ahem* "perform" with a Sarah Palin look-alike.

This whole thing is just crazy. You, know, Vivid offered Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman $1M to star in her porn flick. To be fair, Nadya would have been screwing eight separate men, but I think Ms. Prejean should at least hold out for a little bit more cash. She did just get those boobs, you know.

Lindsay Lohan: Jewelry Thief?

It's being reported that approximately $50,000 worth of jewelry is missing from Ms. Lohan's latest British magazine shoot.

Sources are saying that Lindsay loved the jewelry and kept asking if she could keep the pieces. And, whoopsie, now all those pieces have gone missing.

Although it's still unclear if the British police are set to make an arrest, or if they're simply looking to question the actress (I'm thinking the latter), Lindsay had better get this matter addressed soon. With all the crap she's got going on in her life, this is the last thing she needs.

Rob Dyrdek Drunk at My House?

Click here to see an extremely inebriated Rob Dyrdek being escorted out of My House nightclub.

Although very convincing, the stunt has been ousted as just another John Mayer prank. From his Twitter today, Rob stated:

"# my biggest regret was not having glowsticks hanging out of my mouth...that would have made it funny...Live and Learn..

# For the record it was a joke..I didn't go to the hospital and I wasn't even that drunk..They all new that cause they followed me to my house"

John Mayer kept it going as long as possible:

"triage at Cedars with @robdyrdek. When the contents of his stomach hit that silicon bag and we all saw it, we just broke into appluse."

But he's now tweeting that it was a joke, also.

Nice work, guys. Rob, I am ashamed that you are hanging out with such a douche. I thought you were better than that.

Lindsay REALLY Likes Pussy.

See, this is why you should follow celebrities on Twitter. Common folk don't usually dig up shit like this.

Lindsay Lohan tweeted her lovah, Samantha Ronson saying,

"... Baby! Scott sent this. So weird!!!!"

...and twitpic-ed this: a"vagina car?"

Warning! This photo is definitely NSFW!!

Miley to Kill Hannah.

We all saw it coming at the end of her latest movie, but it's been made official that Miley Cyrus is putting away her Hannah Montana wig for good.

In an interview with Access HollyWood, Billy Ray Cyrus confirmed his daughter's split from the show:

“Quite frankly, I give a lot of credit to Miley for taking it to another year,” Cyrus said. “She didn’t want it to just end with whatever was the last episode we did. She wanted it to build to where there’s a moral to the story, to where it doesn’t just end and go away and that’s it. She wanted there to be an official ending to ‘Hannah Montana.’”

Great, now my stepdaughter is going to have a huge void in her life that only vodka and High School Musical can fill.

Britney's Vagina.

Oh, Brit. You look hot in panties. So why won't you wear any?

Click here to see the very revealing Britney Spears upskirt pictures at Evil Beet Gossip.